I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
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#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
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My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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