that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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