OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
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This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
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Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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