Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
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