More tranny stories later!
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
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