I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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