Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
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I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
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Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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