I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
Randomize
