so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
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So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
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With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Randomize