giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
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Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
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Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
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