yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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