I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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