Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
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Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
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guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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