He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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