Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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