Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
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Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
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My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Holy sore nipples Batman
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
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