Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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