I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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