Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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