I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I will be naked everywhere
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
When are your genitals available?
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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