Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
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all she had left on were here heels. phone five
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
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I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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