the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
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