How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
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airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
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It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
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