Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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