I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
be right there i have to get my cape
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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