yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
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Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
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after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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