i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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