I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
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The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
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wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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