That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
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