I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
