I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
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One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
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We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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