Where are you?
In a non slutty way
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
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You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
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he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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