ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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