so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
accomplished twins. life is a go
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
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im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
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Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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