So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
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you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
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Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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