I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
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i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
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Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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