my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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