I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
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the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
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He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
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