my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize
