the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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