And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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