the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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