How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
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how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
i think i scared a bird with my dick
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
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I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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