I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I just had sex on a roof
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
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