Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
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