redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
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I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
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fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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