On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
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I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
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I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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