Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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