I'm drive I can fine osifer
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
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she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
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You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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