Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
17 year olds will be the death of me.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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