I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
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that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
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I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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