just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
