Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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